Fam-i-ly Guy

(1)

Meg: I just wanna die! I'm going upstairs and eating a whole bowl of peanuts!

Lois and Peter: *staring at Meg with puzzled expressions*

Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts!

Lois and Peter: *Still staring*

Meg: You don't know anything about me! *runs upstairs*

Peter: Who was that guy?

(2)

Peter: Yeah, we wanted to get to know them better, seeing as someday the two of you will bless our house with the pitter-patter of sweet little grandchildren as ugly as sin.

(3)

Stewie: Tell me Charlie, how old are you?

Charlie: 7!

Stewie: Well, my, my, you're practically a lady!

+Sane Intolerant+