Vacuum W@cked!

W@cked!

*One day, SI is walking down a hall when he hears strange crashing and banging noises coming from within a room he passes by. Opening the door, he finds DR rolling around on the ground while wrestling a vacuum cleaner.*
SI: Umm, DR? Why are you wrestling the vacuum?
DR: Because I'm gonna give it what it deserves!
SI: And it deserves what exactly?
DR: I'll let you know as soon as I figure that out!
SI: Okay, I'm gonna go now... *walks off*

10 minutes later...

*SI and IC walk down the same hallway, and they here the same crashing sound in the same room as before. Peeking, in, they find DR still wrestling the vacuum cleaner. And he seems to be losing.*
IC: Need some help DR?
DR: No thanks IC, besides, I think it's getting tired.
SI: Right, well, me and IC are heading to my room to play Hulk: Ultimate Destruction. If you're not too busy losing a battle to an inanimate object, then would you like to join us?
IC: Yeah! C'mon DR, forget the stupid vacuum!
DR: *Kicks the vacuum cleaner off of him* Okay, fine. Let's go- OW! *turns around to see that the vacuum cleaner has started to suck up his tail* YOU SONUVA-

*CHANNEL CHANGE!!!*

In the "Unused Characters Lounge..."

DC: *is pointing remote at the TV* I hate this channel.

THE END 'N' STUFF