Have a W@cky Halloween!

W@cked!

*The ECI crew are out on the streets and are trick or treating. SI is a pirate, DR is Gambit, DC is the Cheshire cat, WR is Rogue, PC is a cat, and so is IC. Everyone's pillowcases are filled with candy except SI.*

SI: DR, can I pleeeeeeeeeease have some caaaaaaaandyyyyyy?
DR: Well SI, maybe you shouldn't have eaten all your candy THE SECOND YOU GOT IT!!
DC: Yeesh you two, stop arguing! Your giving me a headache!
WR: Yeah, besides, we're almost at the next house.
*WR goes up and rings the doorbell.*
Person: Well, look at all of you!
DR, DC, WR, PC, and IC: Trick or- !
SI: CANDEEEEEH!!!!! *tackles the person and steals the candy, scarfing it all down in one bite.*
DR: Ack!
DC: SI, that's the fourth person you've tackled and stolen candy from!
SI: *Smiles as he sits on his unconcious victim.*
IC: Geez SI, come on. *stands him up* I want to get more trick or treating done!
SI: Oh, okay. Come on everyone, to the next house!
PC: And SI, this time, PLEASE try to control your sugar cravings!
SI: Don't worry, I will.
IC: Yay! *clings to SI as they walk.*
*AT THE NEXT HOUSE*
Everyone: Trick or treat!
Person: Oh, look at all of you! Well, here you go!
*Person turns into there house, and comes out with a bowl of... apples.*
DR: Apples?
DC: Apples?
WR: Apples?
PC: Apples?
IC: Apples?
SI: APPLES?!
*SI pulls a baseball bat out of his trench and whacks the person over the head.*
IC: Ah!
DC: SI!
SI: Now, let's see if this person has any candy in here... *walks into house*
PC: SI, get back out here!
SI: *From inside the house* Man, what is this person, a freakin' dentist? Not one sweet in sight!
IC: SI! Please come back out! I don't want you to get in trouble with the police for breaking and entering!
DR: Well, we should be heading back to the building.
IC: Okay, you guys go ahead, I'm gonna wait for SI.
PC: See you two back home!

*SI did eventually come out after half an hour of candy excavation. Disappointed, him and IC walked back home, but stopped to a sign in the window of a store which read, "Free candy all Halloween night!"*

Happy Halloween!
+Sane Intolerant+

Jack Thompson aka Media whore

Hello all. Today I want to discuss the issue of Jack Thompson. Now, we in the gaming community can't walk two steps without hearing about this guy. As such, I am only going to talk about him once and that's it.

Last week, Jack Thompson issued a "Modest Proposal," claiming that if a video game company made a game based on his plot, he'd donate $10,000 to charity. His video game was to be about an angry father who took his rage out on video game executives after his family was killed by a 14-year-old gamer. Now, obviously, no company made his game. However, several GTA mods as well as a text adventure based on the concept were released on the Internet. Though they may not be actual "games" per se, but worthy of $10,000 to charity anyhow.

Then, he released this statement...

"I'm not interested and won't be commenting on the mod. The satirical piece entitled 'A Modest Video Game Proposal' was intended to highlight the patent hypocrisy and recklessness exhibited by the video game industry's willingness to target cops, women, homosexuals, and other groups with some of their violent games. To be fair, though, you can't expect a bunch of gamers to understand the satire if they think that Jonathon Swift, the author of 'A Modest Proposal,' is the name of a new Nike running shoe...

...I will say this though, the 'video game community' (what's next, 'the necromancy community'?) surely seems exercised about someone who is a 'joke' and who is accomplishing nothing. You all seem rather bothered and worried about a nonentity. God is in this battle, and I am privileged to be a foot soldier. You all should be concerned, not about me, but about Him."

In short, he refused to pay the money. But not only that, but he refused to pay money to charity and called himself "God's foot soldier" as well, definitely making him lose the support of several religious communities across the country.

The nice guys at Penny Arcade, however, donated the money in Jack Thompson's name. Mostly to tick him off, but still. So Jacko decides to complain to the police. He send a fax to every video game company and news source, but the Seattle PD, his intended target, never got the fax. So yes, he threatened legal action on two people for donating to charity. He threatens to sue them and many others or something for "criminal harassment." All they did was call him names. God, man, what is this, high school? People talking bad about you isn't "criminal harassment." People can say as much as they want about you whenever they feel like it. So stop screwing around with the video game community. We have more influence than you think.

Got thoughts on my thoughts? Leave a freakin' comment why dontcha.

+Sane Intolerant+

EDIT: Several parts of this were taken from other articles and such on the same subject by the way. Just making sure I don't get sued by them or anything.

Eheheh

I have experienced first hand why not to put aluminum in the microwave.
I wanted to heat up water for hot chocolate but I used an aluminum cup. All the advice of DO NOT PUT ALUMINUM IN THE MICROWAVE EVER flew out of my head. So I set the timer for 2:20 minutes and left the room. I came back about a minute later and saw through the window-thing that the bottom of the cup was spurting fire (the cup had a rubber base). I freaked and hit the open button on the microwave and threw water inside it. That made it hiss like crazy. Then I got an oven mit and took out the completely black cup and put it in the sink. The microwave was totalled. Everything was black or gray. My dad came in saying that he smelled something and then said that I ruined the microwave and towed me out of the room. He took the microwave up to the garage. When he came back he closed the kitchen doors and told me not to go in there because there were now poisonous gasses that would kill anyone that inhaled them too long.

First thing I said to my mom when she came home: "Don't go in the kitchen." She spazzed and started yelling and then my dad started yelling too so I sneaked off to watch Spirited Away.

~Impulsive Compulsive~

So IC's bro sneaks on to her YIM...

IC's bro on her sn: d00d who iz dis
SI: Who's this?
IC's bro on her sn: drew. who r u
SI: Who wants to know?
IC's bro on her sn: me u retard
SI: And you are...?
IC's bro on her sn: i already fuckin said god damn it
SI: lol, I know
SI: I'm just messin witcha
SI: Settle down spaz
IC's bro on her sn: asshole
SI: I know
SI: Aren't I?
IC's bro on her sn: y wood my sis wannta talk 2u damn
SI: Because I'm nice to her, and don't much care for you maybe?
IC's bro on her sn: hells no u aint nice
SI: You and your bad grammar
IC's bro on her sn: wutever l8er _00s3r
SI: Oh, your mastery of leet-speak is EXCEPTIONAL!
SI: It sounds SO mature!

And then he left. I sure showed him!

+Sane Intolerant+

Fam-i-ly Guy

(1)

Meg: I just wanna die! I'm going upstairs and eating a whole bowl of peanuts!

Lois and Peter: *staring at Meg with puzzled expressions*

Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts!

Lois and Peter: *Still staring*

Meg: You don't know anything about me! *runs upstairs*

Peter: Who was that guy?

(2)

Peter: Yeah, we wanted to get to know them better, seeing as someday the two of you will bless our house with the pitter-patter of sweet little grandchildren as ugly as sin.

(3)

Stewie: Tell me Charlie, how old are you?

Charlie: 7!

Stewie: Well, my, my, you're practically a lady!

+Sane Intolerant+

Just Another Day epi. 2

Side note: This epi. isn't really that funny, but it leads to epi. 3

"Getting out of class"

DR, SI, and PC, are in a random class. DR passes around a note that says, 'I'm too bored, lets get outta here.' PC writes 'I second' SI writes 'How?'
DR smiles as he pulls out 3 cherry bombs and 5 smoke bombs. He lights all of them together and rolls them across the floor. One of the cherry bombs rolls under the teacher's foot and she falls on her arse. As the bombs go off, the trio sneaks out of the class and start to run down the hall.
SI: So, what now?
DR: Lets get the rest of the crew.
PC: More cherry bombs?
DR: Of course.
SI: How about some roman candels?
DR: Good idea.
PC: Just another day.

fuck, twice in a row
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I LOVE GACKT!

Thank you DC for introducing me to Gakct, and it's more infactuation than love.







Which Gackt are you most like?
You are the absolutely adorable and quirky NYAN NYAN Gackt.
Upon first listening to either U+K or Marmelade, many Gackt fans have a hard time believing he actually wrote these songs... they're just so damn cute and cheerful!
Gackt definitely plays upon these hilarious stylistic disparities in his concerts by making their live performances an absolute riot to watch. U+K can't seem to get any funnier with its dancing cats, men in tutus and Ren going "Nya nya nyanyaa (etc)"... but when one of those cats breakdances and Gackt jumps up and down screaming "Nyan!!", you've probably fallen out of your chair in hysterics. The madness and weird Gackt-dancing continues into Marmelade as well.


quiz by mcvarmazi

Shit I forgot my sig
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Health Test.

carbohydrates= sugar
sodium= salt
iodine= a type of alcohol that you can't live without because otherwise your growth gets stunted, impaired movement, speech, and/or hearing, and significant brain damage leading to mental retardation. So basically we're all alcoholics on the inside. Go figure.

~Impulsive Compulsive~