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This first statement was thought up after I finally understood what the movie RedEye was about.

It's sad when an assassin gets his @$$ handed to him by his victim. It's even sadder when he gets his @$$ handed to him by his victim's daughter.

This next statement was thought up when I saw a certain anti-drunk driving commercial.

Impaired drivers will never just hand themselves in.
HOWEVER
It depends on just how impaired they are.
I'm sure this has happened quite a few times:
Impaired Driver: *drives up next to a cop car* Officer, I am SO freaking wasted!

This final statement was thought up after falling to my death in Sonic Adventure DX.

Remember kids! Running on ceilings is hazardous to your health!

Thank you, good night!

-Sane Intolerant-