W@cked! episode 5

Who wants to be W@cked!

*Applause*
Regis: And welcome back to Who Wants to be a Millionaire!
SI: Yer face wants to be a Millionaire!
Regis: As you can see, our contestant is Sane Intolerant
SI: Our contestant is yer face!
Regis: Okay, your next question is for $25,600.
SI: Kay.
Regis: What is the derivitive of 62? Is it...
A.) 12
B.) 8.96
C.) 4.2369
D.) Eleventy-six
SI: Can I phone a friend?
Regis: Sure. Who would you like to call?
SI: *Throws a knife at a random wall, which is covered in pictures of ECI members, and hits DR* Oh, great.
*The number is dialed and DR picks up*
DR: Hello?
SI: *Sighs, then speaks in a monotone voice* Hi DR I need your help I guess.
DR: Oh yeah, you're on that "Millionaire" show. So, what's the question?
Regis: *Repeats the question and answers, coz I'm too lazy to type them again*
SI: Well?
DR: C.) 4.2369
SI: *Is surprised by DR's quick answer*
Regis: Well SI?
SI: I think I'll go with that.
Regis: Is that your final answer?
SI: Is yer face your final answer?
Regis: Okay, just stop.
SI: Got it.
Regis: Congratulations! You've won $25,600!
SI: Yer face has won $25,600!
Regis: *Twitches, then pulls out all his hair and runs out of the studio screaming random nonsense. He is later pursued and shot with horse tranquilizer*

*Meanwhile, DC, IC, PC, and WR are sitting in the unused character room watching this spectacle unfold on TV.*

SI's Note: I scribbled this down on a notepad in a hotel room while wearing a cowboy hat.

-Sane Intolerant-