W@ckzored!

W@cked!

Epi: Something under the bed is W@cked!

*SI walks down the hall wearing a football helmet, shoulder pads, and wielding an aluminum bat*

DC: Yo, SI, what's up?
SI: There's something living under my bed, and I'm going to destroy it! Besides, it got DR.
WR: It got DR?!
SI: Yep. I s'pose that's what he gets for tossing cherry bombs under there. Still, he's my friend, so I guess I hafta save him...
IC: It's too dangerous for you to do it alone! I'm going with you!
SI: No! I can't risk it!
PC: Oh, man, this just SCREAMS cheesy action romance movie!
DC: Shhhh! This is interesting! And funny!
IC: Oh, gee, thanks for ruining the moment guys.
PC: Yer welcome!
SI: Well, I'm going in! *runs into his room*
*Large bangs and loud noises can be heard, some unknown monster roars as SI lets out a warcry, and seconds later SI and DR come out, both in tattered and torn clothes*
DC: Didja win?
WR: DR! Are you okay?
DR: I'll be fine, don't worry.
PC: *Coughcheesyactionromancemoviecough*
*Everyone gives PC a death glare*
PC: What?

This epi of W@cked! is brought to you by Dr. Pepper, which is the only thing keeping me up right now. @.@

+Sane Intolerant+

Post # 600

First off.........This is post number 600. Wo0T
Second if anyone can figure out this crytogram they will get a fabulous prize.
And you will get a bonus with the prize, if I can't get everyone together, but never mind that.
And the cryptogram is: XZM ZMBLMV HZEV NV UILN NB UZNROB.
Post the answer in the comment place and e-mail it to me at Darknesswalker69@netscape.net.
Have fun everyone. =^.^=

XDarkblaze RemixX

HOLA!

HOLA! Estoy back from MEXICO! Y yo have learned mucho Espanol! ^ ^;
Mexico was bittersweet. I made an amigo and learned espanol, but I got a muy horrible sunburn y no puedo voy afueda often. Oh! And I didnt drink the agua even though my mum said I could cuz the hotel filtered it but I had rootbeer instead! Yum rb... Anyaways, I still have my sunburn and I'm peeling and its gross and you didnt need to hear that but whatever and Yeah! Ciao!

~Impulsive Compulsive~

AUDIBLE GASP

5000 HITS! HOLY CRAP THE COUNTER HAS BEEN SKYROCKETING!!!

+Sane Intolerant+

>.<

I can't believe this.

I can't F***ING BELIEVE THIS!!

Okay, wondering what I'm all bent out of shape about? Here's the story...

There was a canister of $2.00 gum I found sitting in my sister's bag, and I had a few pieces of it. I left it on the counter for a while and my sister never thought to put it anywhere, so I guessed she didn't want it and I just finished the rest. She got home today after going to one of her stupid friend's house and found it sitting on the computer desk and got mad at me for having some of it.

That's when she found out it was empty.

She then proceeded to call me a fag.

She went and told my mother what happened, and my mom said that $4 is being taken out of my allowance for 2 more canisters, and I'm already set back $20 in allowance. I went told my mom how my sister called me a fag.

SHE DIDN'T CARE.

She went on to argue about how I ate her gum without asking, knowing that it wasn't actually mine.

^That WHOLE story just basically sums up my life^

I do something small to my sis, my sis does something worse to me, I tell my parents, my sis gets away with it.

And I GET BLAMED.

+Sane Intolerant+

Repeat

I shall announce that I too am leaving and probably won't have 'net access until August (though it is American University so you never know).

It's not nearly as warm in D.C. as Mexico is! -sends IC a hat- Don't get sunburned!!!

-prods SI and DR-

Laterness!!!

^Whiteblaze Remix^

Bye Bye!

Tomorrow I am leaving my house at the insanely even more insane than me hour of around 7am because I AM GOING TO MEXICO!!!!!!!! *dodges flying rox and a spoon*
I dunno if I'll have internet my dad says I will cuz he's bringing his laptop but my mom wants me on internet withdrawal cuz she says I'm on too much but my dad said its okay and lalalalalalalalalala
ANYAWAYS I dun realleh want to go to Mexico... Cuz it's waaaaaaaay too hot and I dont like hot that probably comes from growing up in overcast SF but w/e I have to go on teh trip and I realleh want to get the 6th HP book so I have something to read on the plane I just hope I dont get airsick oO

~Impulsive Compulsive~

Your face is W@cked!

W@cked!

*DR and SI are walking down the hall, and SI is being annoying, again*
DR: Seriously, SI, stop it, yer getting annoying.
SI: Yer face is annoying!
DR: I said STOP IT!
SI: Stop yer face!
DR: I'm gonna frickin' kill you!
SI: I'm gonna frickin' kill yer face!
DR: *Attacks SI*
SI: *Defends himself*
DC: *Peeks her head out of the door to her office* WILL YOU TWO STOP IT?! YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY WORK!
IC: *Peeks her head out from her office, which is next to DC's* What do you do for work, anyways?
DC: I don't know.
DR: DC's right. We should stop.
SI: Yeah, I was getting bored.
DR: You were kinda annoying.
SI: Yer face was annoying!
DR: WHY YOU SONUVA-
SI: *Flees*

*Meanwhile, PC and WR sit in the "Unused Characters" room.*

PC: What am I still doing here...

+Sane Intolerant+

New Site

I have made a new site on proboards, but this one is still our main site.

http://saneintolerant.proboards52.com

Have fun

XDarkblaze RemixX

Paper Dolls

I remember when I was in 5th grade... Our teacher gave us a presentation-thing one day... She held up a paper doll. Just a plain white paper doll with no features, clothes, anything. She told us, "If someone hurts you, physically or mentally, does saying sorry make everything okay?" We answered yes, but hesitantly, because this was an altogether different circle time than ever before. She then said, "Pretend this is someone saying or doing something hurtful to you" and made a wrinkle in the paper doll. "Now lets say that person said sorry" She smoothed out the wrinkle. She then indicated the used-to-be wrinkle. "Now look, even though I've smoothed out the hurt, you can still see it. I could put a hundred dictionaries on top of this wrinkle. But in the end, it will still be there. It will be dim and almost gone, but still there. So remember, even if you say sorry, what you did will still have an impact. It will be easiest to erase the wrinkle by not putting it there in the first place."

If this helps someone, anyone, somewhere, anywhere, I'll feel like I can fly.

~Impulsive Compulsive~

W@cked!

*DR is lounging on a very large window sill and has fallen asleep.*

SI: *Sneaks up to DR smiling evily*
DR: _-_ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
SI: *Take out airhorn and blasts it* WAKE UP YOU SLACKER!
DR: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *Clings to WR who just walked in*
WR: What's going on here?
SI: *Hides airhorn* Nooooooooothiiiiiiing.
DR: WR! He scared me!
WR: SI!
SI: No I didn't!
DC: *Walks past them* I swear, you two fight like siblings over a new toy.
DR: Prolly cause we are like sibli- *is cut off by SI blasting the airhorn in his ear*
SI: HAHA!
DR, WR, & DC: SI!!
SI: What? *hides airhorn again*

*Meanwhile, PC and IC are waitting in the "Unused Characters" room.*

+Sane Intolerant+

Ooh, look! Shiny!!! -points and runs-

Hehehehe, Whiteblaze Remix here! ^.^

-prods DR and SI-

Hiya! ^.^

-steals DR's new puppy and pets her-

Awwwwwwwww.... puppies!! <3333 puppies!

Lol, look at me going all girly on you guys.

Hmmm... what else to put? Ooh, maybe we should do a poll or something- which color PS3 do you want? I want silver!!! ^.^

Okies, I'm done.

-pets DR-

^Whiteblaze Remix^

Actual AIM conversation between SI and DR

homestarwalker2: Download those songs!
darknesswalker69: I am
homestarwalker2: And Get the game Destroy All Humans!
darknesswalker69: my compy is being slow because I have the internet, lime wire, and IM open at the same time
homestarwalker2: lol
homestarwalker2: Still
homestarwalker2: Get Destroy All Humans
darknesswalker69: Why should I
darknesswalker69: ?
homestarwalker2: You get to blow up stuff, kill people, the main chara's voice is the voice of ZIM, you get to kill cows, it's a funny game, and you get to blow up Washington DC
darknesswalker69: I'm getting it as soon as I can
homestarwalker2: That enough reason for ya?
darknesswalker69: yes, more than enough
homestarwalker2: Good

+Sane Intolerant+

DC has Yeesh, I have W@cked

W@cked Episode 1

*A normal day at ECI, the sky is blue, birds sing happily before DR eats them, and SI and IC walk down the hall holding hands*

SI: *Sigh* I'm so bored.
IC: I know, it's been so uneventful.
DC: *Runs in front of them with her disposable camera of DOOM!* Smile for the camera lovebirds! *takes a picture*
SI & IC: DC!!!
DC: *Dashes off laughing*
*The next day, the picture of SI and IC holding hands is plastered all over the morning news.*
DR: *Walks down the hall holding a newspaper with the dreaded piccy on the front. He laughs.*
SI: *Grabs the newspaper out of his hands* WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?!
IC: *Walks in* What's going on?
DR: I got it down at the newspaper stand just outside the building. Just be lucky I didn't grab the tabloid!
PC: *Randomly walks in* I did!
SI: *Grabs tabloid* Sane Intolerant and alien princess to be wed?!
DC: *Walks in* Hey guys, what's up?
IC: DC, you sold our picture to the National Enquirer?!
DC: Ummmmmmm... *Flees*

+Sane Intolerant+

KYAAAAAAAAAA!
Okays the weirdest thing happened when I was shopping yesterdays. I was in the changing rooms trying stuff on, and then some ppls went into the stall next to mine. It was a mom and 2 little girls. Anyways, here's what happened:
Girl #1(to Girl #2): Let's go into different stalls so we can surprise each other with our outfits!
Girl #2: Okay!
Mom: There's not enough stalls to do that(it was realleh busy that day). Let's just stay in here.
Girl #1(to girl #2): Okay, now strip! Strip! Strip!
Me: OO
Mom: not so loud...

I swear that's what happened it was sooooo weird and sooooo funny the girls sounded like 6! LMAO
~Impulsive Compulsive~

IIIIIIIIIII''''''''MMMMMMM BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKK
for a little bit. I don't have a compy of my own right now, but I will soon. Sooooooo, right now SI, DC, and I are at SI's house. DC is kicking SI, and I have no pants on. Guess why........................................................................it's because of the rain you PERVERTS.
Well, laters for now.

XDarkblaze RemixX

*Gaspiness of doomish*

4000 HITS! W00TCHES!!!!

*Passes out*

+Sane Intolerant+

Hey everyone! SI here, and I'm back from Bermuda! Y'know, I missed you people out in Internetland, and I think my parents and the boat staff were in a conspiracy to keep me out of the Internet Café. So meh.

+Sane Intolerant+

Will lacrosse camp never end?! X_X I'm dying here... 10-5 of military boot camp style lacrosse. I should call and reserve a hearse and order a coffin sometime soon, this pace is killing me. And also Gage isnt here but hes coming back on Sunday so yayness! ^^ umm what else? oh yeah Saki's wonderland site is realleh cool (I'm Alice from Alice Through the Looking Glass on it) and uh... what else... I have turned into my cat's jungle gym oo; he is crawling all over me like a mad cat. Ah! I'm going to make a chara like that on Wonderland! Theres a Mad Hatter and a March Hare so why not a Mad Cat or an July(or some other month) Cat? Why not indeed!

~Impulsive Compulsive~