SI entered the room. There was nothing but darkness. He fumbled around and eventually found and turned on the switch. Suddenly...

"GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLY!!!!! I'VE HIT THE JACKPOT!!!!!!!"

In front of him was an entire room filled with 12-packs of Dr Pepper.

The next day everyone would have two black eyes to explain to each other.
-Sane Intolerant-