Okay, tomorrow is the day of my karate belt test, and if it goes like it usually does, I'll be out of comission afterwards for a while. So in the mean time, I believe you're all familiar with "Shadow Rants?" Well, beat this:

OMG THE COMMUNIST ANTS WANT MY SHOES THEY'RE GOING TO SELL THEM ON EBAY TO TROPICAL POLAR BEARS THAT WILL USE THEM AS WEAPONS OF MASS DIGRESSION AGAINST PLANET REEEEEEEEE-POP YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So until next time, MITOSIS!!
-Sane Intolerant-