rawn
-Darkblaze-

OMGWTFLOLBBQ THERE IS NO SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!111!!!1!!!!!11!1!!1!!1!
-Sane Intolerant-

I have finished my master piece.
Fabiois now the cutetest and the most vicious lizard there ever was.
(use your imagination) He only listens to me,DC,andSI, and mabye some other people.
Also Antrax is very protective of Fabio.
-Darkblaze-

It's kinda late but, I miss you DC.
Try to post soon, and my e-mail is blackcil@netscape.net.
-Darkblaze-

THIS WAY UP á

Dilussional Child has fragile contents which may break!

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"ACHTUNG!

Darkblaze may actually be a spider-human hybrid

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UCAUTION

IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP SANE INTOLERANT AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.

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Well, I'm glad to see that you made it there safely. Now, please call me before I go more blonklers than I already have.
-Sane Intolerant-

*looks into office, sees SI typing, sees Darkblaze sleeping under table. Giggles to self (teehee)then....blasts foghorn and yells* I GOT TO AZ SAFELY YOU GUYS! AND I MISS YOU ALL!!!!!!!
Hey, can you all, including all of our friends(like Brian, and Shane, and Mike"LazyAss", and Lindsey...) so I can send pictures of my new home, state, thing and send postcards! It is like soooo hott down here right now, but not humid! Yoo Hoo!
-Dilussional Child-

This is gonna be my last post for a while. Like half the furniture is missing, mom's pretty pissed off about it, and I found an awesome site! fanfiction.net
I just found it like, 10 pm last night. Oh well. Good luck with the remainder of the story, guys! Don't set any buildings on fire while I'm gone, Darkblaze, and SI, try not to go berserk or anything. Email me constantly at this email address or I shall (shall is such a strange word, ya know) weep constantly!
lalagirl555@yahoo.com
I'm gonna try and get aol messenger out there okay? I'll post my new screename as soon as possible. I LOVE YOU GUYS IN A STRAIT NON SEXUAL JUST FRIENDS WAY!!!!!!! (Hugs both Darkblaze and SI, then waves goodbye)
-Dilussional Child-
...........

Picture from here

OMG WE'LL MISS YOU DC! *Gives hug, DC backs away slowly.* Remember, call me and Darkblaze when you get there, come down for Christmas (Which, coincidentally, is after my birthday. I expect presents *shakes fist, DC backs away more*.) Here's a going away gift. It's not material, so I understand if you hate me for the rest of eternity *mimes tear, DC backs away yet again*.

Oh, crap, where did I leave off? Hmmm... oh, right. Ahem:

You see, since Knumchuck was blind, his other senses got stronger ("*coughDaredevilripoffcough*" "Shut it!"). And he could "see" who the person was ("*coughlawsuitcough*" "I said SHUT IT!!"). It was a female echidna with blue hair, wearing a dress. But, for the sake of my storytelling skills, he didn't tell anyone.

THE NEXT DAY!

Knumchuck wakes up, and when he gets up first thing in the morning, his powers don't work too well. The other day he stuck a Pop-tart in a blender and tried to make a fruit smoothie with the toaster. Today, he accidentally shoved cereal into his nose. But none of that has anything to do with the storyline. I just added it in for length. So he's walking down the street and (WARNING! STORY LENGTHENER AHEAD!) trips over a manhole cover with the initials "FW" on it. He opens it and sees me effortlessly typing away at my computer. So he notices a female echidna with blue hair and a blue dress walking down the street carrying a large bag of groceries and a blazing red bird on her sholder. She loses her balance and almost drops her groceries, had it not been for Knumchuck who saved them at the last second. "Thanks," said the blue-haired echidna. "Hey, it's the least, and I mean the least, I could do for the person who saved me and my friend's lives," Knumchuck answers. "You knew that was me?" "Of course I did. I don't have these super senses for nothing. 'Cept today. I shoved cereal up my nose and it temporarily impaired my sense of smell." "Hehehehe. My name's Pheen. Pheen Niks. This is my pet bird Pheonix." "I'm Knumchuck. Nice to meet you."

TEH END!!!
-Sane Intolerant-

Where'd I leave off? Oh yeah...Goku is a like a monkey demon and he was imprisoned for commiting a really bad crime(like what mike would do to me if I plastered he loves 'M' on the internet for the world to see, only much worse) and Sanzo saved him. His demon restricter, so he looks human and is sane, is that crown thing he wears all the time so he doesn't kill everyone in sight, including friends. Then there is the unorthodox monk Sanzo. He is at the highest rank of monk there is. He is constantly threatening to shoot people and for comic reief, hits Goku and Goyjo. Next is Goyjo himself(mental drool and anime fall)I MEANT TO DO THAT! Um, yeah, well Goyjo is half demon, a water sprite to be exact, and he is with the group to find his brother who saved him from his mother who tried to kill him. *AWWWWW!!!!* But he is a womanizer, and drinker, a gambler, and a smoker, so with the hottness comes that bad stuff =(. And last but not least there is Hakkia. He is a unnateral demon cause he became a demon after he killed like 1000 demons to get to the woman he loved. But she killed herself. More on that later. But Hakkia is very brotherly, and has an ADORABLE pet dragon that Darkblaze would love. But I'm guessing D will not be on for a while because we just got our report cards and....*gets shoe thrown at her* Ah! Bye!
-Dilussional Child- (ps I'm leaving tomorrow. BYE i'll mis you all! *insert Hulk ending theme here, from the old shows*)

*Yawns* So tired....anyways, yeah, I saw the page with all the DVDs. Thanx SI! There is practically only 55 episodes out on DVD so I best can collect them all =)
Anyways, I'm just packing and blah, and blah and blah....
Oh and I did know that each charactar in the Sanzo party, save for Sanzo, is demononic in their own way. Goku is like a demon...finish later bye!
-Dilussional child-

Hey DC! Check these out!

And did you know that everyone in the Sanzo party (except Sanzo) has a little demon in them?
-Sane Intolerant-

Woo hoo! Summer vacation! Hahahahahaha! *runs around office, runs into wall, blacked out* too.....much......Dr. Pepper......
-Dilussional Child-

Violated is a funny word. So is weinerschnitzel.
-Sane Intolerant-

*static*... and that's why pickles are more nutritious than bullfrogs. And now, our top story:

Vacation
all I ever wanted
Vacation
had to get away
Vacation
wish it would never end
Oh yeah

BOO-YEAH!!!
-Sane Intolerant-

Still happy. Now am single. Still, very happy, and hyper (I had Dr. Pepper today! YAY!)

Me, and the rest of the gang were talking, and I was in a laughing fit, and someone said the word 'violated' and I said "Violated, that's a funny word. " The SI said, well he can say it..... when he friggin' posts!

eh?
-Dilussional Child-

"I use to think I was the sour one around here. But compared to them, I'm the goth bird of happiness."

Quote from Sam of Danny Phantom.
-Sane Intolerant-

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Dilussional Child-

I just read the comment New-skool sent about procreate, and all I have to say is.....uh, ummmm.....*gets very uncomfortable and runs out office door, back to own site*
-Dilussional Child-

Now this is the 301, mwhahahaha.
Oh, SI said we can get pets for the site! Yay. But of course they are imaginary =...( But heck, they are still so cool! We, Et Cetera Inc. present..... FABIO AND ANTHRAX! They are both lizards and Fabio is mutated because Darkblaze did something stupid and.... sorry! And Anthrax, just so you know is female. Yay!
Sorry about the shoe incident Darkblaze. Toodles!
-Dilussional Child-

This is post 300
Boo Yhaa
-Darkblaze-

hey, guys, I was reading The Vampire Lestat, and Lestat said the word procreate refering to Osiris, you know, the Egyptian god of the dead, and I'm too lazy to find a dictionary, so what does procreate mean?
-Dilussional Child-

First off...

Music from Gpetz.com

Second, today's my mom's birthday, so anyone who feels like it can leave a comment wishing her a happy birthday! But I'm not expecting a lot of people to reply.
-Sane Intolerant-

What day is it tomorrow? It's like, day 4 right? Or is it day 5? I'm so confused...It's pathetic in a bad way
-Dilussional Child-

I see you have deleted your site Darkblaze. Anyways, even though SI is working through a story, I'm gonna type a short story about LALALAND! and stuff.

Typical Day in Lalaland.
I'm sitting at the rollarcoasters engine, trying to figure out what to do to make it even faster than it already is, when I see Alec, who runs the hotel, run very fast past me. I quirked my eyebrow, and walked in the opposite direction from which Alec was running. I see that all my fellow co-workers and friends are standing in front of a blazing inferno *KOOOOL!* Then I relized that it was a fire of fun and prettiness *which it usually is* and that it is actually the hotel. I knew know one else was there at the moment, cause it's MCAS time, dont cha know, and that people weren't burning alive. Erm. Anyways, I turned to Mandy, who runs the gift shop and asked "What happened here?!!??!?!?" She doesn't answer me, so I turn to my friend Gage, who runs the tea shop, and see him stareing at Alec, who as just run back with a strange looking charactar by the collar. "Fix this, Camo!" Camo, the weird guys name, (Camo: I am not weird!!! Me: Shut up *throws random object...and misses*)says with an attitude, "And what if I don't wanna?" Alec gives him a serious look and says in a stern voice, "Then I'll make you face Katt on DDR 1 million google times." Camo looks horror stricken then, and fianlly gives in and says, "Fine!" I stood back and watched Camo laugh manically as he put the flames out and Gage rolling his eyes, saying under his breath, "Pryo/hydromaniacs..." I saw that the entire hotel was burnt to a crisp. "Bye!" Camo shouted, just as the hotel re-appeared again *POOF!* only, this time it was green. So, at the end of the day, we all went back to our jobs, and I just tried and tried to figure out the rollarcoasters guts spilled out all over the floor. The end!
PS-Camo is not the antagonist in the story. He's like both! (protagonist I meam)
-Dilussional Child-

Sorry for the lack of updates from me. Many things contributed:

1)Homework
2)Homework
3)An awesome new anime called "Azumanga Daioh"
4)Ordered an Excel Saga DVD

To make up for it, I bring you:

SA2B's
GANG

Episode 4
"The Pheonix Cometh"

One night, everyone was calmly sleeping in their beds, when suddenly the wall bursts open (Useless fact: this is the first time this has happened)! Everyone is thrown from their beds to the opposite wall. "What in the frick was that?" asks Sa2b. "That would be me," said a mysterious voice from within the smoke. "And you would be?" inquires Camo. "SHUT UP! I was getting to that. My name," says the voice, as a giant robot housing a red-striped orange weasel steps out of the smoke,"is MACK!" "Corrnyyy..." Katt says, under her breath. "Say that again and I'll make your death even slower and more painful than originally!" says Mack. But before Sa2b and friends can react, the robot explodes from behind and Mack is sent flying into the sky. "Okay, stereotypical bad guy phrase. Umm... CURSE YOOU!!" Mack yells. As the dust clears, a large flaming bird is seen with a lone figure inside of it, and then flies off. While everyone wonders exactly what just happened, Knumchuck has a perfect understanding of it.

To be continued...

Today's episode has been brought to you by Dr. Pepper, the special effects budget of Et Cetera Inc.!
-Sane Intolerant-

Well that suxs. Are you going to go see it Darkblaze?
-Dilussional Child-

Panda skipped school to see "HARRY POTTER"!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Darkblaze-

One:sorry for not posting more.
Two:I'm gonna make fabio cute.
Three:mutating lizards is not a stupid idea, it's very practical.
Four:my definition of cute usualy involves claws, teeth, and other assorted pointy things
-Darkblaze-

How come I'm the only one posting?... Anyways, today Darkblaze thought up a cool idea. We're gonna get a pet for the site! I think we should get 2 lizards and call them anthrax and fabio, and fabio will be mutated cause Darkblaze did something stupid to him and yeah. Sorry Darkblaze! That's just my idea. Vote for the lizards!
-Dilussional Child-

I think I might be staying in MA.
-Dilussional Child-

Hola! That means hi in spanish. My cousin, for a while, thought bueno(good)was hello in soanish, and would answer the phone "Bueno?" She's kind of a ditz like that. Oh well. Anyways, we meaning only I and other music students, got to miss school today, hooray for us!, and Darkblaze and SI had to stay back at school*mimes a tear* and Darkblaze was very mad, and sulky in the morning, but I shouldn't say why, or he'd probably threaten to kill me, and and and... yeah. Toodles!
-Dilussional Child-

Title: Just A Random Quiz That Makes No Sense

Created: Tue Jun 8 18:25:42 2004 Changed: Tue Jun 8 18:26:48 2004

Times Taken: 73 <---BOO-YA!!

Average Rating: 3.67 (3 votes) <---Hey, better than nothin'.
-Sane Intolerant-

Sorry about my insultedge* to Alex S., but he really is an *@@&*(%, if you know what I mean. I mean what guy says, "I don't even know you" to a girl asking him out.... that's too much information, sorry! Forget everything you have read, in this post, til.........now.
-Dilussional Child-

Sorry for the out burst.
Spur of the moment thing.
I've been busy lately, oh by the way take my quiz.
-Darkblaze-

Alex S. is offically a basterd.

I made a new quiz! "Just A Random Quiz That Makes No Sense"
-Sane Intolerant-

The quiz is called "Which Et Cetera Inc. staff member are You?"
-Sane Intolerant-

Good morning! (don't worry, that's what I say anytime of day!) anyways, SI, what is the name of your quiz on quizilla, so I can advertise it on my own site?
-Dilussional Child-

GO TO SLEEP, DANGGIT!!!
-Sane Intolerant-

Believe it or not, I actually e-mailed Psyguy of Fireball20xl.com, asking if he wanted to join the contest. I hope he wants to! I'm a big fan of his work.
-Sane Intolerant-

You didn't know Newbery Comics had anime DVD's?
I still think it's day 5. And, if you want, you could send the pictures to me, I have a scanner, but I'd probably only be able to use it till the 24th.
-Dilussional Child-

Okay, I just got back from Newbury comics because my sister wanted to get some clothes from Old Navy. And , wouldn't ya know it, the day I figure out that they have a section containing anime DVDs, Excel Saga is all out. So I settled with getting the new SpongeBob DVD, and I will post the episodes on my other site later. But seriously, THE FIRST DAY!

Oh, and I think it's day 1 tomorrow.
-Sane Intolerant-

it's day 5 tomorrow, right?
-Dilussional Child-

went for a walk today in the rain and listened to Good Charlette's(I know, it's spelled wrong, sue me)Bloody Valentine and had a record of 3 strangers talk to me with out provoking them. Yay me. *does happy, no perky cheerleader today*
-Dilussional Child-

Okay, this is mostly for Mandy, but anyone out there who wants to enter the contest has to have a scanner. I myself am scanner-negative, so I wouldn't be able to post them. They must be e-mailed to me. They must also come with their own URL, since I cannot directly put them on the site. There is no dateline, I will stop the contest when I have enough entries (if I get any entries).
-Sane Intolerant-

Okay, maybe I exaggerated, you don't sound like a carpenter with butterfingers. But still!
-Sane Intolerant-

DARKBLAZE!!! Never, and I mean never, pull a stunt like that again! I told DC not to use edited curses, and you go off and sailor blab like there's no tomorrow! Look, I'm sorry we forgot to call you about this, but for cryin' out loud, man, you sound like a carpenter with butterfingers! Calm the frick down!
-Sane Intolerant-

Why are you so pissed off Darkblaze?
-Dilussional Child-

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!
Why dose no one call me and tell me about things.
-Darkblaze-

Did I just do what I think I did 0.o *faints*
-Sane Intolerant-

Picture from Excel-Saga.com

Mandy wants to enter the contest! I feel special! YAY!
-Sane Intolerant-

Animation from Gpetz.com

Darn, can't do it.
-Sane Itnolerant-

WAIT! I HAVE THE BEST IDEA!! We get rid of "How the Government is Twisted" and put the music there instead!
-Sane Intolerant-

HOW DO YOU DO ALL THIS?!? THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
-SANE "OHMYGOD" INTOLERANT!!-

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Or whatever.
-Dilussional Child-

This will either tick off or make SI happy. Hope it's the latter of the two... Tehe!

Music from Gpetz.com

-Dilussional Child-

With you, that is.
-Sane Intolerant-

I put a description of Sa2b up a while ago, so anyone who actually comes to the site could probably find it. And I'm going to Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. ^_^
-Sane Intolerant-

SI, I have a few things to say:
1) Do any people, besides yourself, KNOW HOW TO DRAW Sa2b???
2)Do you know Mandy's number, or Darkblaze, if you know, can ya'll(that is still a funny word)email it to my email address at lalagirl555@yahoo.com ? Thanks!
And finally, if she doesn't want to go the Harry Potter 3, would you be interested, I have an extra ticket and missed sooo many opprotunities* yesterday... anyways, call me with your reply! 4,733,905
-Dilussional Child-

Y'know, when you've been around the big ol' internet and have had your own sites for as long as me, you know what you like and what you don't. That's why I'm holding a drawing contest. There are 2 requirements:

1) You actually visit the site

2) You have a scanner

The 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place pictures of Sa2b will have their picture on the site. I have no cash rewards. Sorry. Let the contest begin!
-Sane Intolerant-

*does the crazy signal to sane intolerant*
Anyways, we have a total witch for L.A. now and I'm am practicing voodoo to... I mean... uh... writing a new story!
-Dilussional Child-

I'm a pepper,
He's a pepper,
She's a pepper,
We're a pepper,
Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

Doctor Pepper,
You make,
The world taste better,
Mmmmmmmmm,
Doctor Pepper,
You make the world taste better!

What?! What do you mean the day's almost over?! Ah, whatever. GO TO SLEEP!!
-Sane Intolerant-