I'm a duck
-Darkblaze-

qwuak, duck noise
-Darkblaze-

I'm a duck
-Darkblaze-

qwuak, duck noise
-Darkblaze-

qwuak. duck noise
-Darkblaze-

qwuak
-Darkblaze-

To explain Sane Intolerence's change with the something to ponder (which is now "How The Government is Twisted"). Is that in health class to day we (means the class and the teacher), had a discution about the government and its f***ed up ways.

-Darkblaze-

THIS JUST IN!!!! "Something to Ponder" has now been replaced by a new feature called "How the Government is Twisted."
-Sane Intolerant-

You know what's fun? Breaking the fourth wall. NOW GO TO SLEEP!!!
-Sane Intolerant-

I hope you people don't mind Darkblaze's spelling.
-Sane Intolerant-

DARKBLAZE! You weren't supposed to change the "Something to Ponder" question! I got that from "Pinky and The Brain!"
-Sane Intolerant-

They open the door and walk into the room. In the middle of the room is a large capsule which contains a red echidna with a small tuft of hair on his forehead and mittens with two clear spikes on them. "Knumchuck?" whispers Sa2b. Knumchuck is Sa2b and Camo's long-lost, blind brother with his own way of seeing. "Seems that he's asleep. How do you suppose we wake him?" says Camo. "Easy," says Sa2b, "we play with the buttons!" So, Camo and Sa2b start pressing every button they can find. Then, Sa2b notices something in the corner. "Hey, look! It's Knumchuck's retractable, all-purpose cane!" Suddenly, as he was saying that, Knumchuck's eyelids open up to reveal two, pure blue eyes. The entire room suddenly blows up, wiping out the entire base. Hours later, when the two brothers awaken, they look over and notice Knumchuck lying unconcious in the middle of what used to be the room. They pick him up and carry him out of the rubble.

*Ready, First Mate Sa2b?*
*Ready, Captain Gage!*
*Prepare for jump cut!*
*Ay-ay, Cap'n!*

After the three got home and Knumchuck was revived, Sa2b decided to go for a walk. He passed by an alleyway and noticed a yellow, two-tailed fox with purple, white-tipped hair up in a ponytail, a black belly shirt, jeans, and black sneakers with white toes. "Hi," says Sa2b. "Hello," says the fox, "who are you?" "My name is Sa2b. What's your's?" "My name's Juliet, but they call me Foxy." "Who calls you that?" "Them," says Foxy, as she points to a tree. "The... birds call you Foxy?" "Yeah, I have this ability to talk to animals, so there basically my only friends. Oh, and also, most people I touch are in a coma within three seconds." "Well, I can teleport, I have claws that come out of my knuckles, a 15 foot tongue, the ability to change my outer form, and I control lightning and magnetism." "Wow, that's so cool!" "Hey, you want to come live with me and my brothers? It doesn't really look like you have a place to stay." "Thanks, I'd love to." "Foxy, it looks like this is the start of a beautiful relationship."

Guess who's back,
Back again,
S.I.'s back,
With THE END.

And Darkblaze, I forgive you.
-Sane Intolerant-

Here is more of my story.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a giant gargole attacks. There goes the roller coaster. Again, out of nowhere appease a popular videogame character VooDooVince. Vince takes a needle and stabs it into his head and the gargoyle runs away screaming in pain. "Well that was weird," says Sa2b, "lets go check in at the hotel." When they get to the hotel they see a familar face. It's A.J. The hotel manager from LaLa land. "hey guess what?" A.J. asks "I got a job hear because I'm the only hotel manager in this swamp meet." Later that day, Camo and Katt go talk to A.J. to find out some gossip. He tells them that there is this morphing animal in this town that is a menice to the shops. He says that it approches as a sweet little kitty cat and than it turns into a giant tiger and starts to destroy the shops. If it gets made than it will transform into a gargoyle and wreeks havoc until it calms down, then it goes away. *Camo's eyes go blank and you zoom into his pupils going into a flashback. You see a baby Camo (isn't he so cute). He is playing with a kitty cat and it morphs into a tiger and it starts to carrie camo around in its mouth. Zoom out of Camo's eyes.* Katt says "Camo whats wrong." "I don't know." Camo respondes. "Oh well, lets go out." So Camo and Katt go around the swamp meet spending time with each other, going on all the rides. After they get off the newly built roller coaster, they see a black cat, (it's so cute). Camo and Katt decide they want to keep him,(it's a boy cat), so they bring it to Sa2b to ak him.
Camo: Can we keep him.
Sa2b: No.
Katt: Can we keep him.
Sa2b: No.
Camo and Katt: Can we keep him? please, we will take good care of him.
Sa2b: Fine, but you have to pay for the food.
Camo: Why?
Sa2b: Because I pay the rent.
Katt: No you don't, we don't have rent.
Sa2b: Um.....ah.....shut-up.
After all this, they name the cat DarkBlaze, after the legendary animal. Little did they know that the cat they picked up was actully the one and only DarkBlaze and the same cat that played with Camo when he was young. When they got home, something was amise.

Part 2 later.
-Darkblaze-

Sorry, bro
-Darkblaze-

Blarg
-Darkblaze

If anyone has any questions for me just e-mail me at Blackcil@netscape.net.

Hey, today was a great day.
I got 3 CDs(Yellowcard, Aerosmith, and Red Hot Chilli Peppers)
I'm doing good in the alternet universe, which i will call UNIVERSE.
-Darkblaze-

I'll read more of my story later.
I'm being obsesed with my alternet world.
Bye for today.
-Darkblaze-

Hey. Do you know what happened yesterday?
Diss what happen.
Sleep till 12:00, eat, gage calls at 5:00, (damm him, he is in florida), do some work, get fever of 108, go to hospital, (no big deal), go home, sleep.
-Darkblaze-

Awww, who am I kidding.


Sa2b and Camo appear in a puff of smoke outside a gate topped with barb wire. "Search lights! Move!" Camo exclaims quietly as the brothers jump out of the way. "Can you get us inside?" "Of course," says Sa2b. They both vanish in a puff of smoke.

Sa2b and Camo reappear inside, and hide instantly. "Camo, create a distraction." "Why should I when you can poof us to the end of the hall?" inquires Camo. "Too much noise, just do it. There's a reactor over there," Sa2b points out. "OK, but you owe me," says Camo, as his hands light on fire. You see, Camo had control over ice, fire, and earth. "Earth" includes plants as well. On the good side, he could combine them to make water, mist, blue fire, and quicksand. On the bad side, it made him a hydroterrapyromaniac. "FFYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRREEEE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" screams Camo, as he blows up the reactor. Luckily, no one could hear him over the roar of the flames. As all the guards run to the explosion, the two brothers make a run for it. When they reach the room, Camo reads the sign on the door, "Weather controlling secret weapon." "That would be him," says Sa2b. They open the door and walk in.

To be continued...


OK, so it wasn't the climax. Writing the entire ending would take to much time. You're lucky you got anything at all.
-Sane Intolerant-

Finish later.
Sleep now.
Good night, meow.
-Darkblaze-

One day, Sa2b and the gang went on vacation, to New Orleans, since the heard about the swamp met there. When they arrived they saw none other than ….GAMBIT from the X-men. Camo rushes up to him and says, “You’re ‘The raging caging’ aren’t you.” “Why that’s right would you like an autograph” Gambit responds. Camo talking in a really fast voice says, “Oh,ohyes,yes,Iwouldlovetohaveanautographbyyou.” *Hands Gambit a pad of paper and a pen* “Who should I make this out to?” “To Camo Pyrom Tame.” “Alright, hey wait a minute, aren’t you the one that lit the swamps on fire last year?” *Flash back: you see a lot of fire and people running around in chaos, and in the background you can see the shadow of a chameleon with a right side up horn* “No that wasn’t me.” “OK, then hear you go.” *Hands back the Pen and pad of paper, now with Gambit’s signature on it*

To Be Continued
-Darkblaze-

HI.
Sorry I wasn't hear for awile. My computer was down.
I'm gonna update while Sane Intolerent is away.
Yeah.
I don't fell good today, so I'm gonna read you a story.
-Darkblaze-

What Not to Do When Watching
The Lord of the Rings


1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the heck is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theater.

13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theatre during the Shelob scene.

20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.

21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"

22. After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
-Sane Intolerant-

They just keep coming to me.
-Sane Intolerant-

Oh, and by the way, a freind of mine is moving to Arizona at the end of the year, so I gave her a part of the site
-Sane Intolerant-

Sorry, but I won't be able to update until the end of the week. I'm going on vacation. I won't be able to put the last part of the story. I know, the suspense is killing me too. So, Darkblaze, if you're reading this, I turn all webmastership of this site to you. And, if you don't update, I will call you up and give you the biggest scolding of your life.
-Sane Intolerant-

Happy (belated) Easter!
-Sane Intolerant-

I'm a bunny
-Darkblaze-

Hip, hop
-Darkblaze-

Hop
-Darkblaze-

That was for last week. This is this week's.
-Darkblaze-

I'm a tiger
-Darkblaze-

Roar, roar
-Darkblaze-

Roar
-Darkblaze-

HOLY CRAP, THE GNOMES ARE EATING MY SOCKS!!!
-Sane Intolerant-

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrred....
-Sane Intolerant-

Darkblaze, where art thou?
-Sane Intolerant-

I hope you like it at this point. Next time wil be the climax with the introduction of 2 more characters! And no, I don't know who was on the phone. It's weird, I came up with it and I don't even know who called them.
-Sane Intolerant-

"RUN AWAY!" the two brothers yell. As they dash away, they think about how handy it is to be able to run faster than a cheetah. "Hey, wait a minute," says Camo, "why are we running when you could just teleport us back?" "What, and ruin the fun?" says Sa2b. "There's the hotel," says Camo, "get ready to turn." "No," says Sa2b, "then they'll know where we live. Just keep running." So they pass the hotel and keep running for about 5 blocks. "Ok," says Sa2b, "now we can teleport." They both vanish in a puff of smoke and reappear inside their hotel room. "Maybe we should lay low for a while," says Camo. "Yeah, I guess. Hey, want a DP?" said Sa2b. "Yeah, sure."

2 nights later...

At 12:00 at night the phone rings. "*Yawn*, hello?" says Sa2b. "I know where your brother is," says a mysterious voice. "Yeah, he's in the bed next to me." "Wha, no, the echidna! He's being held at Area 13!" "What are you talking about?" Suddenly, Sa2b remembers a small child and a giant thunderstorm. "No way.... Thanksmangottago!" says Sa2b, and he hangs up. "Camo, Camo, get up!" "Euh, what is it?" asks Camo, sleepily. Sa2b whispers to him. "No way!" says Camo. "That's what I said. Come on!" The two teleport out of the room.

To be continued...
-Sane Intolerant-

Half a day!YAY!
-Sane Intolerant-

Pokemon Colosseum has taken over my life. The next installment of the story may not come for a while. Anyways, today I went to my dad's paintball game. I didn't know what it would be like, so I decided to watch from the sidelines. I now regret that decision. It looked awesome! My dad said I could play next time he goes paintballing.
-Sane Intolerant-

Hi, there! I know, it's April Fools day. I was gonna do something for it by saying the site was gonna be shut down, but in the words of Darkblaze, "Not funny!" Oh, well.

Check out this.





Wait a few seconds.
-Sane Intolerant-