Wow, I should be in bed. GO TO SLEEP!
-Sane Intolerant-

Butterin' buckwheats, Batman!
-Sane Intolerant-

I hope you like that. Oh, random fact. The theme to SA2B's GANG is "Aerodynamic" by Daft Punk.
-Sane Intolerant-

Um, let's see....

I've got it! The very first episode of:

SA2B's
GANG

Night Babylon, South Island. Inside the comedy club, we hear a comedian making fun of someone's appearance:

"Look at this guy, just look at him! I've never seen a tail like this in South Island ever! And it's purple!" Sitting in the crowd is a chameleon with an upside-down horn. "Umm, I really don't think you should be making fun of him. He kinda has a short temper...." "And will you look at this hair! It like, goes up in 'V' shape! And it's green, to boot!" Suddenly, the hedgehog he was making fun of thrusts his fist in front of the guy's throat, and two claws come out of each side of his knuckles. A third one between the two comes out and goes right up against the comedian's throat (if you've ever seen X-men, remember the seen in the bar with Wolverine and the wrestling opponent? Just think of that when you read this scene). "Have you ever seen a red neck?" says the hedgehog. Meanwhile, everyone is dashing out the door. Except the purple chameleon. "Oohh, Sa2b! Every time we come here, you go and chase off another comedian! Can't we come here once without you flipping out?" "Sorry, Camo," says Sa2b, as he takes his claws away from the comedian's throat. The man then runs off. "Come on," says Camo, "before he calls the police." Sa2b and Camo vanish in a puff of smoke and reappear outside. Suddenly, someone yells, "THAT'S THEM!" The two brothers turn around to see at least four police cars. "Oh, fudge," says Camo. "They get here pretty fast, don't they?" says Sa2b.

TO BE CONTINUED...
-Sane Intolerant-

Grrr
-Darkblaze-

Grrr

GO TO SLEEP, GODDANGIT!
-Sane Intolerant-

Today I had a big scare. My imagination had almost been replaced with a better short-term memory! I can relate this problem with Strong Bad e-mail 99:

"Let me try and think of the greatest thing ever. Beef... Stew."

That's basically what it was like. Luckily, my friends helped get it back. Yay!
-Sane Intolerant-

Poppin' pecans, Batman!
-Sane Intolerant-

Not the Strong Bad 100th e-mail!












Wait a few seconds.
-Sane Intolerant-

Darkblaze and I are over my house right now. I'm trying to pull him away from Sonic Adventure 2: Battle. He's trying to breed a Dark Chao with a fireball above its head, no feet, and a skull on its head.
-Sane Intolerant-

SONICADVANCE3MUSTGET!!!!!!!!!!
-SANEINTOLERANTGODDANGIT!!-

I hope ya'll liked that. I'll tell you when I think up another story. Darkblaze has one in the works.
-Sane Intolerant-

Ummm, where did I leave off? Ohhhhhhhh, yeah.

"DDR Max, 2!"

Katt gives a gasp of surprise, and Camo gives a gasp of horror. "I won a DDR Max 2 kiosk!" "Peeeeeeeeeerrrrrfeh-ka-teh," says Camo, sarcastically, "let's go look at some of the other rides." "Kay," says Katt, and she puts the kiosk back in its capsule. They went on a slew of different rides, including the Tilt-O-Whirl (run by my friend Shane), and Katt found out that one of the things Camo should do is eat after the rides. At the end of their vacation, they decide to go to the gift shop, run by Mandy. "Hey there!" says Mandy, "What will you be buying today?" "Ummm, how about this 1' Nightcrawler action figure?" asks Katt. " No, that's mine," says Mandy. "All 120 of 'em?" says Camo. "Yes," says Mandy. "How about this stand-up cardboard cut-out of Nightcrawler?" asks Camo. "NO! Not that! Definetly not that!" screams Mandy. "Okay, we'll just take these issues of Sonic the Hedgehog," says Katt, all weirded out. "That'll be $6.57, please," says Mandy, politely. "Thanks," they say, and quickly leave. "Well, I thought this vacation went pretty well," says Camo. "Me too," says Katt, and she gives Camo a small kiss on the cheek, "Wanna play DDR when we get home?" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" screams Camo as he runs off. "Hey, get back here!" says Katt as she gives chase.

THE END
-Sane Intolerant-

New Homestar toon!

Hi!
-Sane Intolerant-

We're posting at the libunny.
-Darkblaze-

"Libunny" is just our way of saying "Library."
-Sane Intolerant-

Just so you know
-Darkblaze-

I'm a puppy dog
-Darkblaze-

Woof, woof
-Darkblaze-

Woof
-Darkblaze-

I'm a kitty cat
-Darkblaze-

meow, meow
-Darkblaze-

Meow
-Darkblaze-

Holy cliffhangers, Batman!
-Sane Intolerant-

Katt and Camo walked around the park, looking for a good ride. Suddenly, they spotted something. "Hey Gage!" they called. "Hey guys. What're you doing here?" " We could ask you the same question," she said, eyeballing the teacup ride behind me. "Oh, this? Yeah, I run it. I also run the arcade here." "How can you run two places at once?" asked Camo. "It's easy when it's just your imaginary self. Oh! Gotta go. The teacher's saying something important," I say, as I vanish. Katt and Camo move on to the roller coaster. "There's no one here," says Katt. She then sees a note that says:

Be back in 10 minutes. Please use coin-operated locking system until I return.

Beth (another of my friends)

Katt looks up and sees a slot that says $0.25. "We'll just come back when she's here," says Camo. So they move on. Then, they reach the arcade with me standing outside. Katt walks up and says, "So, ya got any good games?" "Sure," I say, " there's a really good one here called Dance Dance Revolution. Only $0.50!" "We'll try it," says Katt. So they try the game, over and over and over and over and over and over. After they've run out of quarters, Camo says, "Man, I must of lost at least ten pounds! Hey, what's that?" They go over to the prize grabber machine. "Look, Camo!" says Katt, "We can win almost every fun object in the country here!" "Yep," I say, "you can win something as small as a super ball here to something as big as a giant trampoline!" "Try it, Katt!" says Camo. The claw reaches down and grabs a small capsule. When she gets it, Katt throws it aganst the ground. As the smoke clears, only one thing can be heard....

To be continued...
-Sane Intolerant-

I hope you like the story so far. DDR will come in the next part.

Probably....

Meet Katt Levi Tygre. She's a red cat with dark red stripes and orange hair, not to mention orange circles on her forehead and both temples. She wears a black tank top and denim shorts. Meet Camo Pyrom Tame. He's a purple chameleon with an upside-down yellow horn. His gloves have pictures of fireballs on them and his shoes have gusts of wind. One day, they decided to go to a nearby theme park run by a group of kids they know. It's called La La Land. When they got there, they went straight to the Moonrise hotel to check in. "Hey, Alec," said Camo. "Hey Camo, Katt," said AJ. "We'll be staying in the super-duper-double-deluxe ultra suite, please," says Katt. "Here's your room key." "Thanks," says Camo. The couple moves all their luggage into their room. "Come on," Katt says, "let's check out the rides and stuff!"

To be continued...
-Sane Intolerant-

Well, I hope you liked that story. Next time, I'll tell you Katt's first encounter with DDR, featuring guest appearences by Darkblaze, Mandy, and yours truly. Catch ya later!
-Sane Intolerant-

"Mack, why must you always come at the worst time!" said Sa2b. "We haven't seen each other in 16 years and have a lot of catching up to do!" "Awwwww, how sad," said Mack, an orange weasel witha giant chipped tooth and red stripes, "remind me to cry after I stomp your ashes into the ground!" Just then, a giant robot hand shot out and grabbed Noire, "HEEEEEELLLLLPP!!" she screams. "Hold on... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!" screams Sa2b as he is belted into a far wall. Soon everyone has left an imprint in the walls, except Hobbes who had cowardly jumped behind a dresser. "HEEEEEEEELLLLLPP!!" Noire screams again. Suddenly, Hobbes' eyes start to darken. "He's going feral!" exclaims Sa2b, who is picking up his teeth that had come loose. It's true. Hobbes had the ability to snap and go crazy at will, but usually only when he's really mad. At this point, he had only one thing on his mind: Who are you, cutie? His eyes became slits, his fangs got bigger, and 3 inch claws came out of each finger. The hairs on his back stand up, and he lets out a loud, "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRR!!!" With a couple fast slashes, plus a couple bruises, and robot go BOOM! Hobbes then returns to normal (if you can call it that). He then is tackle-hugged by Noire. "Ohh, thank you, thank you, thank you! I thought I was a goner!" "Umm, your welcome, but could you please stop choking me?" "Oh, okay. Maybe I'll just do this." Then she kisses him. Hobbes just sits there, bewildered. Usually, he'd be trying to put the moves on Foxy. He's never actually met someone who likes him. "Um," says Noire, "did I do something bad?" "Naw, just give it a bit to sink in," explains Sa2b, who had replaced his teeth. Just then, Hobbes flies through the roof. "WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!! I"VE GOT A GIRLFRIEEEEEND!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!" "I guess he does," says Noire.

THE END
-Sane Intolerant-

Oh, and one more thing. Mr. Alec Jonathan "Darkblaze" Pedranti is real.
-Sane Intolerant-

I can barely hear out of my right ear! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
-Sane Intolerant-

It was a stormy night. The sound of two babies crying is the only thing that peirces the hard pounding of the rain on the ground. The two turn out to be baby hedgehogs. One yellow with green hair, the other pink with blue hair. Each with a unique Nightcrawler-ish tail. A gutter sweeps the two away from each other.

16 years later, neither one knows the other exists.

Cinkaeko Citadel, North Island. A female hedgehog walks through her house and turns on the TV. "Sa2b Destructico Tame saved Central City for the third time this week," she turns the TV off and turns to walk out the door. As her trench coat flies up from the force of the turn, her most noticeable feature is the white-blue Nightcrawler tail. When she reaches the door, she vanishes in a puff of smoke.

Central City, South Island. Sa2b Tame and his girlfriend Juliet "Foxy" Prower, a yellow two-tailed fox with white-tipped purple hair, are watching Rouroni Kenshin on TV when there is a knock on the door. Sa2b gets up and walks over to the door of their hotel penthouse suite. He opens the door and is instantly tackle-hugged by the mysterious pink hedgehog. "BRO!" she yells, "I've been looking all over for you!" "Who are you?" asks Foxy. "My name is Noire Catastrica Tame. I'm Sa2b's sister." "Whaaaaaaaaaa?!?" Foxy and Sa2b said simultaneously in an anime type fashion. "Yep. We were separated 16 years ago." Sa2b (who finally gets a solo speaking line in) asks, "How could you remember something that long ago?" "That depends," said Noire, "do you know what you had for breakfast all last week?" "Well, no." said Sa2b. "Exactly." Hobbes Tygre walks in the room. "Hello," he says, "who are you?" "I'm Noire. Who are you, cutie?" said Noire, cooly. "Uhhhh, I'm Hobbes Tygre." said Hobbes, nervously. Suddenly, an explosion rocked the hotel. "Awww, man! I just replaced that wall last week!"

To be continued...
-Sane Intolerant-

So today I'm watching Excel Saga, an anime I like, and the main character, Excel, gets shot by the person she loved and worked for! Now, people on this show have died before, but come back somehow. But this was a serious death. And this is a comedy anime. Excel puts her hand over the wound and looks at all the blood that's pouring out, and I'm just sitting there in awe and I'm like, "Oh my God...." *Sniff*, she was so young, and so hot. That guy she worked for is such a jerk, killing an agent of his like that. So basically, it was a serious moment in a comedy anime, and I'm anxious to see the next ep to make sure Excel's gonna be okay....
-Sane Intolerant-

Hello. You probably noticed when I first introduced them that, between the weird names and strange happenings, Sa2b and friends are not real. I made them up. They're actually based off the characters of the Sonic the Hedgehog universe. Here is a description of Sa2b:

Species: Hedgehog
Gender: Male
Tail: purple, Nightcrawler-ish
Eyes: yellow
Shirt: White, plus leather jacket
Pants: jeans
Shoes: orange, brown toe, brown heel, brown stripe across middle
Hair: green, going up in a "V" shape
Skin: yellow
Gloves: Double-fold with slits at knuckles

And next time I'll tell you about when Sa2b and Noire first met.
-Sane Intolerant-

Yo,
I guess you read Sane Intolerant call me Alec.
This is because my full name is Alec Johnatan Pedranti(A.J. for short)
Here is a riddle for ya.
It has 3 parts.
Part 1:I wear costumes, seank into other peoples business, and relay info.
Part2: I am in the middle of middle and at the end of end.
Part3: I am what you say when you don't know what to say.


Answer: a SPIDER
-Darkblaze-

Hi, Gage a.k.a. Sane Intolerant here. My shoulder hurts. I think it's put best when I say it feels like a 3 foot spike is being driven through it (it hurts to type!). Yeah, that puts it well.
-Sane Intolerant-

New Something to Ponder
-DarkBlaze-

Hi. This is Gage. Apparently, you've met Alec. Yeah, him and me are friends. But anyaways, today was a SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW DAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY! Plus, STRONG BAD E-MAIL # 100 IN WIDESCREEN! Plus, Eskimo Bob, he is cool. Minus, school. |_473r.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
My name is AJ.
Gage and me have been best friends since the 5 grade.
I don't have ADD or ADHD or anything like that.
I just act like a young child sometimes.
applejuice
sometimes I get a sugar-high, then I get realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly hyper
young kids may be scared when I'm on a sugar-high.
My hobbies are roller-bladeing, drawing, listening to my parent yell at me, day-dreaming, day-dreaming while my parents yell at me, and thinking of people.
glshakhdosuhkruglie
I am also very random.
Me and mandy are friends to.
I am a guy but I don't like her in that way.
One more thing: sometime last week was the 1 year anniversary of this site.
(One More thing: Gage said that I could post on this site when he was away.)
YAY

-DarkBlaze-

My annoying sister has her dumb friends over and they are annoying me to DEATH! The name of one of them is Alyssa, and I wish I could swear because civil words cannot describe how fricking ANNOYING she is. I'll post again when my day gets better.

lord of the rings


!!**_WHAT_MOVIE_R_U_FROM_**!!with Pics
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ICE is your chinese symbol!


What Chinese Symbol Are You? -- Updated (7/21/03)
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It's hard to do personality tests when a lot of the were meant for girls.


You're An Intellectual!
You can always be found reading or on the computer.
People always come to you when they need
information. You don't really care about love
at this point, your only goal is to improve
your mind. After all, knowledge is power!


What Type Of Anime Character Are You?
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You are "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
You're more than a little world-weary, but also
intelligent and you keep your head when things
get dodgy. You're everybody's favorite
drinking buddy, but your stubbornness does get
in the way sometimes.


Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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Pyro
Your pyro you left the xmen and joined the baddies
too bad there is a little good in you you have
the power to control flames, but only control
them not create them your still a worthy
mutant... dangerous , but worthy


What Xmen Are You?
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Kurt Wagner (Nightcrawler)


What X2 (Xmen United) Character are you!?
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What Finding Nemo Character are You?
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New Something to ponder.

ONLY IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!

Only in America - can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America - are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in America - do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America - do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America - do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America - do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America - do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America - do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Only in America - are the least useful professions (professional athletes, movie actors & entertainers) paid so disproportionally much compared to people with normal jobs.

Things to do when you know the Apocalypse is coming:
run around in circles screaming like a lunatic
drink 5 packs of Dr. Pepper and/or Jolt soda
run into a wall 3 times
put your shoes on the wrong feet
run backwards down the street screaming "Wika Waka Woogie"
say everything in reverse
stare at the computer and TV until your eyes start to bleed
replace the with teh

I've Learned
By Gage McColgan

I've learned that darkness tries to devour my soul
It tries, and it tickles
I've learned that sugar and caffiene are essential to my survival
I've learned to be hyper and insane at the same time
I've learned that ADHD is one of the greatest things that ever happened to me
I've learned that poems don't have to rhyme
I've learned that short attention sp-what was I talking about?
I've learned that short term memory loss does not bode well with tests
I've learned that goths try so hard to be different that they all look the same
I've learned that sprites+comics=funny
I've learned that Homestar Runner is the greatest thing in the world
I've learned that there's a reason why South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut is rated R
I've learned that no matter how you say Uranus, it still sounds wrong
I've learned to lose faster than I have loved
I've learned to harness multiple secrets
What have you learned?