Hi, it's Katt. I was just playing DDR Max 2 when I decided I wanted to post on the site. I wish Gage would finish whatever he was doing. Oh, well. Bye!

Hi, I'm Juliet, Sa2b's girlfriend, but you can call me Foxy! Gage e-mails us every once in a while to tell us things he wants us to post, and his last e-mail said that he got South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Then I said to myself,"Hey! I saw that!" Now, if you'll excuse me, it's Katt's turn.

Oh, um, hi. It's Camo. Gage e-mailed us to post this. He said he would usually post something of this calibur on his other site, but he's saving something special for that. He saw Plankton's Army/Missing Identity, the newest SpongeBob episodes. He said they were goodly funny (and that's a straight dictation). So, um, bye.

Oh! One more thing. I will sometimes be busy, so it may not always be I who is updating.

Hey, everybody! Sa2b here! Gage filled me in on all the details. Sonic Heroes, eh? Lucky little b... anyways, Leon's met a girl. Her name's Gordina (vierd names vhere I come vrom, yah?). Last few months have been booooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrring. All Mack's been able to come up with are those clapping monkeys with cymbals dressed as ninjas with tiny broken rocket launchers on their heads. That guy is getting desparate.

Um... Sonic Heroes... too busy to post... Sa2b updating... um... bye.

I hate depressing teen shows. Barely anyone is happy, and a new problem comes up practically every 6 freakin' seconds! Some examples are 7th Heaven and Degrassi. Oh, and if you don't agree with me, 3 guesses whose problem that is. No, not my dog's. Definitely not mine. Exactly. YOUR'S.

Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh, dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis, o'er the hills we go, crashing into trees! The sow is turning red, I think I'm almost dead, I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my... oh, crap, are we rolling? Um, uh, HAPPY NEW YEAR! Oh, god, my agent is gonna kill me....